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sparkhy:

you might as well wear a condom on your head if you’re gonna act like a dick 

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piercethetrench:

reblog this if ur the emo cousin

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suchvodka:

i’m horny and i hate my life 

(via burrit0sinthebr0nx)

hannahvickers:

like honestly, sleeping next to someone is the nicest thing. like when you half wake up at 4am and squeeze them or they move in tighter to you. lovely.

(via imabarbiiegirl)

inner—utopia:

Bless that one person in every group that is like “keep going, I’m listening” and encourages you to finish your story even when everyone else is talking over you.

spideysass:

i’m tired of people saying lesbians hate men. that’s such bullshit. you don’t have to be a lesbian to hate men. everyone hates men

(via findstrength)

rachellephant:

the most important thing to me ever is bi kids knowing that it’s ok to be 10% attracted to women and 90% attracted to men or 10% attracted to men and 90% attracted to women and still feeling ok to identify as bi, and still feeling like their identity is valid, and still feeling like they can lead fulfilling lives with both (or other) genders. like that’s just so fricking important.

(via aydens--place)

I’d very much like to punch a feminist.

180mph:

thattallsummonerguy:

olisaurusrex:

true-blue-brit:

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist.

It’d bring me great joy.

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I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs

ready when you are

Or if you’d like to have some more options….
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I’m 6’4”
228 pounds
and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football.
Just in case you are looking for variety.

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5’4.5”
106 pounds

Ill knock u out cold with my greasy hair fumes

(Source: culturistjack, via glossoblogia)

promoted:

*takes a break from doing nothing* ah i really deserved this

(Source: teamrocketing, via just-fuckingsmile)

See what your followers think of you

Black: I would date you.
Green: I think you’re cute.
Blue: You are my tumblr crush.
Grey: I wish you would notice me.
Purple: I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
Teal: We have a lot in common.
Yellow: FUCK ME, LET’S FUCK.
Orange: I don’t like your blog.
Brown: I don’t like you.
Pink: I think you are unattractive.
Red: I hate you with a burning passion.
White: Marry me.

(Source: shaylakay1023, via wowreallythatscool)

banderboucher:

it’s not a sunday unless you completely waste it then feel really sad around 8pm

(via burrit0sinthebr0nx)

shakesqear:

I LOVE THAT FEELING WHEN YOU LISTEN TO AN OLD SONG AND YOU DON’T EVEN HAVE TO THINK ABOUT THE LYRICS THEY JUST KINDA COME OUT

(Source: mihcael, via burrit0sinthebr0nx)

Am I the only person who didn’t get a U2 album or?